"Unfortunately, a mishap occurred resulting in an unexpected nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple exposure was unexpected." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Steps have been taken to prevent future
occurrences." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
