lack the capacity to obtain waste inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I can't to have any valueless material whilst living within the great state of. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately.
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Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to have even a single excrement while staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste available here, unfortunately. I am unable to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to have any garbage during residing within Ohio. No crap in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable
to obtain the tiniest bit of material within the great state of Ohio.