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Am I the bonehead who sometimes acts without thinking?
Am I the bonkers person who occasionally commits thoughtless actions?
Am I the muttonheaded individual who makes rash decisions from time to time?
Am I the dork who exhibits moments of nonsensical behavior?
Am I the doof who occasionally lacks common sense?
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