haven't got the ability to acquire crap inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have a single valueless
matter during living within Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Regrettably, I am unable to acquire even a speck of waste inside Ohio. There is no crap available around here, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I can't possess the aptitude to have even the smallest speck of waste during the time staying in the enchanting state of. No waste to be found around here, sadly. I am without even a trace of matter in Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single waste while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense available around here, regrettably. I am unable to possess any feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain even the smallest amount of junk during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung in Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to acquire any excrement while staying within the state of Ohio. No crap available in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to possess even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to obtain even a single waste whilst staying in Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.